On this Eastern Orthodox Easter I've decided to make a command decision about my life and we'll see how long it holds. In order to be a slightly less than a really nice guy and have a little more fun in life, I've decided to change the answers to "How tall are you?" and "How big are your shoes?" whenever somebody asks. Sometimes I'll be 5'3 with size 24s, sometimes Ill be 7'6 with size 10s. At any rate, it'll provide a big challenge to my Bulgarian and my knowledge of the metric and European shoe size systems.
Last night, I had a long and angry conversation about the questions everybody always asks me. You can probably blame most of it on the guy who, last night, asked "Isn't it too cold to drive cars in Alaska?" It's not that I hate attention. It's just that I don't feel the constant need for it that would be required to enjoy getting all the same questions I get every day of my life.
I suppose I'll have to be creative in order to be funny and not rude, but maybe that'll be good for me.
Posted by Rob at May 1, 2005 08:31 PM