Lex Libertas

Attention: Fake $20's

It has recently come to my attention that The Crime Syndicate, a deadly international combination of Triads, Italians, Russians, the International Zionist Conspiracy, Halliburton, and the Yakuza have begun a massive counterfeiting campaign. They are flooding the American market with fake $20 bills. Secret sources have supplied me with photographs of the counterfeit twenty.

These bills are noticeably different from the ones currently in circulation, with changes including the addition of the colors peach and blue. The introduction of these counterfeit notes is being accompanied by a huge campaign blitz on the part of The Crime Syndicate. Spots on televison and print are meant to convince the average consumer that these bills are part of a normal shift by our government, but rest assured that you have been warned of this dastardly plot.

If you receive any of these "new" bills, please do not hesitate in sending them directly to my P.O. Box. My crack team and I will work aggressively to track down the source of each note so that we may bring The Crime Syndicate to its knees financially. Together we can finally end this cursed Straussian conspiracy.

Remeber, it is essential that we receive all the counterfeit bills you come in contact with. Each has its own identifiers and markers that will help in our struggle.

Posted by Owen at October 13, 2003 10:23 AM | TrackBack